Alice in wonderland quotes

“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. ” 

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.” 

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
"I don't much care where –"
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go.” 

“Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter” 

“You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.” 

“I don't think..." "then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter.”

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.” 

"Do you think I've gone round the bend?"
"I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” 

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.” 

“Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked.
'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat.
'I don't know,' Alice answered.
'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.” 

“Off with their heads!” 

“Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.” 

“Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.” 

“You would have to be half mad to dream me up.” 

“I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”

“I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?” 

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 

“It is better to be feared than loved.”

“Cat: Where are you going?
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don’t know.
Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.” 

“It's always tea-time.” 

“We're all mad here. Im mad. You're mad” 

“have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.”